I just want to be really smart and well read, and have really nice sunglasses.
- me: why didnt you make me a romantic easter basket? i am seeing FB photos of romantic easter baskets
- jonathan: ummm
- me: involving candy and cards
- me: and flowers
- me: and dvds
- jonathan: i made you a romantic passover seder plate
- jonathan: it had sooooo many dvds on it
- jonathan: it was actually just one big laserdisc
Twin Peaks season two James plot line, you are the worst.